Norman

This here is Norman.

Now, Norman here is a 42 yr old web designer, who spends his spare time starting debates on random comment threads for fun, this is called "trolling." As well as being 42 and a computer geek, Norman has absolutely no friends, wives, girlfriends, or even a mail-order bride. He does however, have a roof over his head and free meals, courtesy of mother. Yes that's right this here stud-muffin lives with his mother. 

So ladies, look out!